Monthly Archives: December 2010

2,000 Year Old Spam Found in Bethlehem

Posted on December 30, 2010 by Professor Beau Gusphax

Jerusalem, Israel Archeologists were stunned to find fragments of SPAM in an archeological dig close to the spot where Jesus was born. “Carbon dating has established that this SPAM was made around the time of the birth of Christ, with … Continue reading →

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Earth Moving Away from the Sun

Posted on December 23, 2010 by Professor Beau Gusphax

Manhattan, NY Planetary scientists announced that they have observed a slight increase in the Earth’s distance from the Sun. “The Earth is being nudged out into a bigger orbit,” said Dr. Biggy Lips. “Starting this summer, we noticed a small … Continue reading →

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Santa Proved to be an Artifact of Quantum Mechanics

Posted on December 10, 2010 by Professor Beau Gusphax

Northgradia, Finland Scientists who previously scoffed at the notion of a little fat man who can climb down chimneys, reindeer that can fly, and stockings filled with toys, now have conceded that Santa may in fact be as real as … Continue reading →

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Dividing by Zero Allowed

Posted on December 1, 2010 by Professor Beau Gusphax

Cambridge MA Another mathematics breakthrough stunned the math world when Professor Lou Snut announced that his team had proved that division by zero was completely consistent with all mathematics principles. “This one of the most important events in the history … Continue reading →

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